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12th-Feb-2009 04:16 pm - Jake [lifestream]:

22:42 @crystal I signed up an account for @AllYourBase & have forgot the password. Problem: when I registered, Twitter didn't need an email. Help? #
22:44 @caroline I signed up an account for @AllYourBase & forgot the password. Problem: when I registered, Twitter didn't need an email. Help? #
22:44 @mhegge I signed up an account for @AllYourBase & have forgot the password. Problem: when I registered, Twitter didn't need an email. Help? #
22:45 @delbius I signed up an account for @AllYourBase & have forgot the password. Problem: when I registered, Twitter didn't need an email. Help? #
22:47 Cooking up a Tomato & Bacon pasta bake and sending off distress calls to Twitter Support: Twitter didn't always need an email to sign up!!! #
22:49 @TheOnion Cool Beans! :D #
23:59 @Manwards O baby O baby O - tinyurl.com/de9s5f #
00:11 Doing some maths homework for tomorrow's meeting & listening to @CHRISDJMOYLES talk about his Twittering on iPlayer :¬) #
00:42 Trying to work out the number of hours in 2009. This is a task more complicated than you think. Googling the effects of Leap Seconds #EWTD #
02:26 Phase 1 of 3 for tonights work complete. Now I need to calculate the number of hours each grade of doctor owed the dept. #EWTD #
02:28 @crystal I never signed up a phone. I simply entered the details on the web barring an email (which wasn't required at the time). #
02:41 @layerz Are you looking to host this yourself or use a free blogging service? Tumblr (what I use) can look good and relatively light on code #
03:49 @sleepydog It's a neat idea. I regularly watch Invention Nation on Discovery. They review some great eco-friendly innovations :¬) #
03:53 After some pretty lengthy calculations I've worked out the total number of shifts that need to be covered in A&E each day = 19! #EWTD #
03:54 Time to kick back a little and watch some Mythbuster :¬) #
05:47 Deciding I'm a glutton for punishment I'm going back over my calculations & devising a way to combine my doctor skill-scoring-system #EWTD #
06:31 @Teelou I'm seeing your 'Blleeeuuurgh!' from the opposite side of the rota. Night shifts FTL x_x #
06:38 @documentally twitpic.com/1g088 - Awesome dude ^_^ #
06:47 Tweetdeck getting a mention on Radio 1 #
06:51 Chris Moyles has made a good point. Now he's got 50,000 followers, he's hypothesised blocking followers unless you donate £1 to Comic Relief #
07:17 @saileshonline Ironic that strenuous exercise makes you feel better :¬P #
07:20 Currently staring at a rota of 7000+ shifts colour-coded across the span of a year trying to make sense of it <engages Matrix-vision> #EWTD #
07:24 @AndyRCM Requirements: Coffee, no sleep, zooming out & unfocussing your eyes O_O #
07:28 @loudmouthman For a start you've loaded each as being 'more than' or 'at least'. That makes it biased. 50% sounds smaller tbh. #
07:30 @loudmouthman I put it to you, why does 1/2 sound more like scientific fact & 50% sounds more like anecdotal fact? #
07:33 @loudmouthman As a physicist they make sure you get your units right before an actual answer. 1,000,000 > 1x10^6 anyone? #
07:36 @philcampbell Looks like Twitpic has doubled up your post. See your on the #gumballstyle run already :) #
07:36 @xxandip Morning Andy :) #
07:50 With so many intersecting factors like a doctors skill level & risk assessment - I'm looking to Fuzzy Logic to balance the rota out #EWTD #
07:57 @Teelou Haha! Your sweet to say so ^_^ My mum had a choice of two names: Jake or Max. That one eventually went to our dog! #
08:08 I'm waiting for the moment I hear the 'ping' of a Twhirl update on Radio 1... #
08:15 @zoflo13 What award was that? I only ask as I'm a Leicester NHS dude :) #
08:17 @Manwards What you need is a better filtration system. Otherwise you're simply missing out. Start with search.twitter.com #
08:19 Sat with Twhirl open with a filter set up for @CHRISDJMOYLES replies while I listen to his show is a very interesting experience. #
08:23 @coop77 Stick with it dude. Lots of interesting people to meet on Twitter ;¬D #
08:53 @layerz You would be correct. I'm currently sat on Twhirl with a filter open welcoming newbies to Twitter in real-time. #
08:54 @layerz Oh definitely. Used to listen to the radio an awful lot as a student when I had a gf. It was our morning thing :¬P #
08:55 Right, REALLY need to get some kip now. I'll do some shopping after my meeting @ 4pm. Ran out of milk for my cereal =_+ #
09:03 @stuartcd Hope it speeds up soon enough ;) Welcome fellow Moyles listener! #
09:05 @layerz I'm trying to coerce my employers to hire me back on at Time & a half during my annual leave because there's no-one to cover. #
09:16 @spudsy Ah, a fellow night-shift worker & Moyles listener. Welcome! ^_^ #
09:17 @gingerchick Ooo, Pâté! What kind? #
09:20 @minimop I concur! Maybe Moyles will get a chance when he's on Kilimanjaro ;¬) #
09:21 @clintyboy12 Yeah, srsly - Carling is the worst. I try to only drink Heineken whenever I can now :¬P #
09:24 @matphillips I think I can put up with it. New Twitterer's are allowed *some* leeway ;¬D #
09:26 @clintyboy12 That's it. I drink very infrequently, but I've found Heineken to be quite smooth as a lager. What's your tipple? #
09:28 @CHRISDJMOYLES listeners: Use the tag #KeatingOnTwitter to vote for Ronan Keating to start using Twitter. Go! #
09:29 @clintyboy12 Kroenenburg was an old staple I had, but the smoothness of Heineken swung it. Haven't had much chance to drink proper ales... #
09:31 Well, looks like sleep ain't gonna happen till I've stopped running my experiments on @CHRISDJMOYLES's listeners. Mwahaha >;¬) #
09:33 @randompinkness I love that Lieutenant Commander Data is such a rampant ladies-man ^_^ #
09:39 @becalissa Their recent 'Sony's Stupid Piece of Fucking Shit' video was hilarious! #
09:44 @danj122 I'm using Twhirl to monitor @CHRISDJMOYLES's community activity. Don't know why they can't do the same. It's a great concept :) #
09:45 @danj122 Also, welcome to Twitter! Hope you're getting to grips with it more ;¬) #
09:46 @gingerchick A traditionalist I see :) #
09:49 @alanmillington I wonder why radio struggles to make money these days. It's so perfectly suited for internet broadcast. #
09:51 @bobbyllew There's a bit of a double chin emerging dude ;¬)) #
09:54 @couplal I agree. Talk is more entertaining with the occasional decent tune. #
09:56 @Documentally You guys are doing great! Fingers crossed dude x^_^x# #
09:57 @andyflaxman I think he meant Andy Peters ;¬) Welcome fellow Moyles tweeter #
10:11 Now accepting Twitter Community Liaison offers for YOUR event/business. DM or email me (jakefudge@gmail.com) for a quote #jobs #
10:44 @shanitomorrow @caffeinebomb There's the Rutland & Derby Arms on Millstone Lane. Here's hoping my annual leave clears by tomorrow! #
10:46 @layerz Like the Godfather used to say: "Pimpin' ain't easy". I think I've sniffed out an opportunity, just need to dig a little deeper ;-) #
10:58 @caffeinebomb Well, maybe just the one beer ;) #
10:59 @jobadge What were you doing in the lead up to it crashing? #
11:01 @caffeinebomb @shanitomorrow Anyone driving? I'll buy a round of Godfathers - my drink of the moment ;-) #
11:10 Lay in bed trying to catch a few Zzz's before meeting. Last.fm on in the background playing #chillout - ahhh ~_~ #
11:12 @randompinkness I think it was that episode with him & Tasha Yaar: "I am, fully functional..." #
11:16 @shanitomorrow I know! I've been very bad. Or rather the NHS doesn't let me out much. Fingers crossed they grant me leave x^_^x #
11:18 @alanmillington Well naturally it would be done through advertising/sponsorship. But you raise a valid point. #
11:20 @shanitomorrow I have 100 hours of annual leave I need to take by end of March, but as there's not many of us, there's hardly any cover :P #
11:22 @Documentally I've been rocking new @Twhirl earlier. Need to try new @Tweetdeck tonight. #
11:24 @shanitomorrow So yes, kidnap away! :D #
11:48 @Documentally More snow expected in Leicestershire over night. #
11:53 @Documentally You should use something like InstaMapper so we can track your #gumballstyle progress in realtime. #
12:12 @LewisBeechey My Accuweather app seems to think so. Expected by midnight to get to 0'C #
12:18 @Bwana "This is translated by @TweetDeck" - Nambu is a pretty cool app for quickly translating tweets back :) #
12:21 Don't seem to be doing a good job of sleeping right now. Can't seem to switch off. Gonna turn up to my meeting zombified...rrrRrrr #
12:47 @LewisBeechey Sad, but minty fresh. #
13:30 One for @Manwards, @Cinemassacre aka The angry Video Game Nerd provides his Top 13 Friday the 13th Moments - bit.ly/qputJ >:D #
16:58 Todays meet highlighted I'd omitted some hidden factors unbeknownst from my calculations. Luckily it's all of 2mins to correct. #EWTD #
17:01 Annual leave continues to be an up-hill struggle as the chain of command is so caught up in knots it now ressembles something of a Pretzel. #
17:04 As predicted (albeit a tad early) it's snowing. Shopping now especially difficult as I negotiate rights to use the 1 warm coat in the house. #
17:08 Addendum: If you're a long term follower & have recently received a DM from me welcoming you to my Twitter, TweetLater is to blame >:D #
19:47 @layerz They're all passing the buck. The major problem is that there's not enough of us to cover for someone being absent. #
20:02 @kurishi You new avatar is looking very androgynous today XD #
20:04 Signing up to twe2.com to test what constitutes a free Twitter SMS messaging service in the UK... #test #
20:14 @ForbiddenPlanet Was that inspired by Kanye West or something? #
20:17 @Manwards Pix, or did not happen u_u #
20:24 Seems like I got SMS back again for Twitter. Having to be creative with my custom search terms to get the txts I want...[1] #
20:25 [2]...however Twe2 is quite restrictive with the amount it sends per txt. When they offer so many free txts an hour, why no overlap txts? #
20:28 @layerz That's the problem, no-one is saying 'out. Our line managers r passing us off 2 the general manager, who says: sort amongst ur selfs #
20:29 @kurishi Don't get me wrong, it's a cool pic ^_^ Very 'Death Note-y'! #
20:30 Right, time to update @TweetDeck an compare the new awesome. I wonder how it fairs against new @Twhirl? Let's find out! :) #
20:46 @Manwards GTFOutta here...you're already wearing them. I can smell it ~_~ mmm #
20:48 @prawlings I appreciate the work you're doing. My question was more about messages being cut off. Can't they be carried over to another txt? #
20:50 @findenlake I couldn't help but enjoy the eyebrow ad. Kids breakdancing is one thing, but body popping with your eyebrows is 'off da hook' #
20:55 @layerz I agree. Was considering writing up an email saying that shifts & annual leave need to be sorted by our Line Managers, no buts. #
20:59 @layerz I always thought you walked quite tall tbh :¬p #
21:01 @findenlake Random chocolate ads are made of WIN & FAIL. Those Cocopops ads with the dancing hippos is fucked up >:¬( #
21:09 For some bizarre reason Twhirl won't let me login to my Twitter despite using it 2 seconds ago. At least I can pump through from Identi.ca #
21:11 @layerz I harangued them for months to get it sorted because I knew this would happen. Tomorrow I make a stand. #
21:12 @findenlake I really really don't like CGI hippos. Or any other CGI animal. That talks. They annoy me. Grrr. #
21:15 @prawlings Thanks Paul. Keep up the good work! Don't know why Twitter didn't consider this an option than shutting down a whole continent!!! #
21:21 @Manwards You're probably right. I think I've entered into some kind of Serial Experiments Lain/The Wired state o_o <moar input stephanie!> #
21:30 <plugs spinal adapter into USB7.0 & starts frothing at the mouth> twitpic.com/1gddp #
21:43 RT @Bwana: Here's a neat widget which shows Twitter visitors to your blog. Twitter remote: bit.ly/UKDez #

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11th-Feb-2009 03:00 am - Jake [lifestream]:

09:05 @caffeinebomb Twitter definitely makes for a great flexible commenting system. Radio 1 could easily unlock a prev. hidden social community. #
09:11 @jakey12 Seriously dude, from what I know of viral marketing and the human pschye it's just a matter of time ^_^ #
09:15 @caffeinebomb I think I would too ^_^ MUST. HACK. O_O #
09:19 @caffeinebomb Why is it Twidroid and not Twitroid? Twidroid sounds awkward :-/ #
09:24 @caffeinebomb Certainly a
ratio needs to be maintained. As technology improves so must the technologically disadvantaged be brought forward. #
09:29 @caffeinebomb I'm waiting for the @amecon ppl who scorned me for trying to develop Twitter into our community model to consider it again >:) #
09:35 @caffeinebomb Happy days. Retribution is sweet. Or should that be 'tweet' ;-D #
09:43 @jakey12 Absolutely. I too have an interesting live-action games project which would primarily utilize @12seconds & @Twitter #
09:48 @caffeinebomb Oh hells yes. No-one has ever been sympathetic to the hard toiling pioneers of life. #
09:54 @Documentally It would be interesting to see what kind of photo you get from a 'cheaper' photographer... #
09:56 @rachael_ It's the thought that counts ;-) #
09:59 @caffeinebomb As long as there's some numbers in there I'll concede it's a science ;) #
10:15 @Documentally If I recommend you as official photographer for an anime convention I'm closely associated with, will that make u feel better? #
10:18 @Sadsack99 I'm pretty sure these things are developed way before they're needed. It's a case of engineering ppl round to a way of thinking. #
10:23 @Documentally This should give you some idea of what to expect - www.flickr.com/groups/amecon/ #
10:24 In an effort to get back onto a normal day-cycle, I take to bed for a few hours Zzz's... #
10:28 @Documentally I would be interested to see a web 2.0 journalist's take on the event. Mobile video & webcasting would be a big plus point :) #
10:40 @Documentally What are your rates? I could pass them on tonight to some of the committee and see what floats their boat. #
10:50 'Chirrup': a Twitter commenting system - bit.ly/chirrup (found this a while ago, srsly - why has no-one implemented this yet?!!) #
10:56 @AndyRCM Where abouts in Leicester will the May open-day be held? #
10:58 @randompinkness Oh dear, better check yourself back into the doctors again! #
10:59 @kosso twitpic.com/1f01f - That's one hell of a lap dance! 8¬O #
11:00 Hmm, don't seem to be doing a good job of going to bed. Must have been those 5 cups of coffee...oh #
11:05 @randompinkness Imagine if they DID see. Your life would be officially over! Oh noes! 8¬o #
11:18 @AndyRCM Can you point to it on a google map? XD #
11:30 Not enough ppl use the favourites feature on Twitter. Think of it as a way to express yourself by highlighting the tweets that define you... #
11:35 @caffeinebomb Strangely enough my hair has started coming into it's stride. For once I'm looking consistently good looking 0_0 #
12:19 Hilarious CCTV hacking! Go here - cctv.icode.co.uk/index.htm - scroll to the 'Office 1' live feed, mess about with 'Sensors & I/O' :D #
12:26 Okay, no foolin' now. Gotta catch some shut eye =_o #
13:18 @Battou Why does this remind me of when Homer's car got clamped between the Twin Towers? ^_^ #
18:14 @mweller Good case of cross community networking would be the tenuous relationship between Twitter & FriendFeed. #
18:17 @randompinkness LOL @ Star Trek reference #
18:23 @layerz I think this is what they call a 'Save' - I was about to give you my number, but hand second thoughts halfway through. #
18:28 Jumping in the shower and grabbing a brief bite of something before rolling out for LANMA. What treasures will we watch tonight? <fear> #
21:29 twitpic.com/1f9e1 - The LANMA crew: (L-R) @Manjou, @Battou, @FinalBeyond & @Manwards #
21:49 twitpic.com/1f9s7 - The Disciples of T-Rex Hands #Lansdowne #
21:56 @kurishi You don't know it sister. Tonight has been another typically shitty LANMA where the poorest show got the vote >:-\ #
21:57 @layerz Lanmavillains on top form tonight... Me & @Battou have a bone to pick. #
22:46 Holy crap, they're playing 'Johnny B Good' in the Lansdowne <starts dancing the electric boogaloo with @Manwards> #
22:55 12seconds - T-Rex Hands explained in 12 seconds (via @Battou) tiny12.tv/2QHF9 #
23:01 @kurishi Indeed looking classy in B&W ;) The boys approve :D #
23:51 @layerz I'm emailing from my iPod through my Gmail account. It's a bitch because it takes so long to tap out. I wanna iPhone :( #
23:52 twitpic.com/1fc38 - (@FinalBeyond) #
23:54 @CannonGod I think this was in reply to @Manwards spilling a pint over my left knee. My knee is cold. #
00:13 12seconds - It's official, The Gambler can be interjected into any song. ANY SONG. tiny12.tv/NC08Q #
00:31 Just ordered a round of Godfathers (Amaretto + whisky). Wow - finally a way I can make whiskey pallettable. #
00:33 @LewisBeechey Aww thatsh okay :) </drunk> #
00:38 @saileshonline We decided to be manly and order without coke. Looks just like a regular whiskey that way but the Amaretto takes the edge off #
00:43 Someone pointed out I have a hole in my crappy Topman jeans' crotch. That makes every pair of Topman jeans I own now :( #
00:47 @RobertRice It's a shame it goes too quickly :( Definitely need to buy some in and mix my own, mmm <licks lips> #
00:49 @shanitomorrow Not sure. Think it's Makers Mark :D #
02:08 @shanitomorrow I won't profess to know my whiskeys. But I do know that Amaretto will now let me enjoy whiskey from now on :) #
02:12 @MituK Ikaruga is not a game to chill out with. All that weapon switching can quickly become frustrating. Pac Man CE for me! :D #
02:19 @LewisBeechey Everyone's calling it quits for tonight. Now we're all enjoying a deliciously greasy supper :) #
02:40 Hmm, wasn't happy with the closed-mindedness from LANMA tonight: "What's TwitPic? Pictures of twits? Hur Hur Hur" - wow, masterful. #

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10th-Feb-2009 03:01 am - Jake [lifestream]:

18:56 @Bwana Thanks a lot for the share! I was looking at an unoffocial was of doing this before that followed the same procedure for the iphone. #
18:58 @caffeinebomb What Twitter client are you using for the G1? #
19:00 Good lord I slept for nearly 10 hours. A house with intermitent Internet will do that to a person. Also, welcome to all my new followers :3 #
19:04 @Littletidge Eat Away has a ghastly pick-n-mix sweets trolley & icecream maker XD #
19:07 @burnmw If that's twitterific for iPod/iPhone I consider the small expenditure and get Tweetie. Amazing client :) #
19:08 @loobylou73 It's always when I'm going to be late for work. The ironing board *knows* o_o #
19:14 @burnmw Thought it might be ^_^ #
19:20 In my attempt to bring added visualization of data to the NHS, I'm tempted to include Wordle generated tag clouds with my daily reports. #
19:24 @layerz Rain is a quite light at the moment, but it's expected to get a little more sleety by tomorrow. #
19:25 @Manwards But you somehow have enough for bras & panties ;-) #
19:28 @levarburton One of the managers at my work place has tonsilitus yet continues to smoke and complains of feeling like crap. #
19:33 @caffeinebomb I commend you on your support of the Android platform :) Photroid, now Twitroid - what next?oid #
19:35 @layerz I'm not sure what you mean. The Zune has the ability to share or 'squirt' music between others :-P #
19:38 @layerz The iPod will itself keep track of the number of times you listen to a type of song/genre and upload that to iTunes/Last.fm #
19:44 @layerz You can get applications like Bloomberg for iPod to track shares. Don't know yet what u could use to manage your shares on the go. #
19:55 @randompinkness :-O <gob smacked> #
19:57 @caffeinebomb I noticed ;-) You deciding not to use the 'industry standard' @TwitPic then? You rebel. #
20:04 Planning out my Google Sync strategy so as not to delete all my contact details when I sync my calendar across...in bed. #
20:26 @CannonGod Well, that was easy. Now I can push update my public calendar whenever: bit.ly/JakeCal #
20:29 @caffeinebomb True that. Flickr is great for archiving & TwitPic is better suited for LIVE photo discussion. #
20:31 @caffeinebomb It does raise the question tho, what would have happened if the Hudson plane crash photo had been uploaded to Flickr instead? #
20:34 @Scobleizer It's working well syncing my google calendar info to my iPod Touch :) Now waiting for a google docs version. #
20:38 @layerz You wouldn't be the first to wish there was a Twitter for the stock exchange. A question of security, but I don't see it as a prob. #
20:39 @kurishi Are you going to him, or is he coming to you? #
20:41 @layerz I have a similar thought, though it's a concept for an automated online accountant that you set-and-forget. #
20:43 @josiefraser That should surely lose the restaraunt a star. #
20:45 @caffeinebomb Problem with most iPhone Twitter apps is that @twitpic is set as standard with no options to use other services. #
20:48 @caffeinebomb My biggest problem with @TwitPic which stops it being used seriously is the lack of licencing, @creativecommons or otherwise. #
20:50 @vriyait My secret plans are in motion. Though nothing will come of it unless I can work out their Postcode to send the card! #
20:52 @Manwards "Well excuuuuuuuuuse me Princess" #
20:54 @kurishi That poor guy. Rushing back and forth across the world just for you ;-P #
20:57 @layerz You can get apps to read docs, but with Google Sync in the future u should be able to edit & save docs in a majority of open formats #
21:00 @Bwana Aside from an automated TwittedFeed, their forums are probably enough of a handful. Tho being able to tweet via Steam would RAWK! #
21:02 @dan13l That's no moon. Neither is it an omelette. That's a frikkin' pizza! #
21:03 @vriyait Reverse engineering a postcode from GPS coordinates only gives me the 1st 3 digits. I need to find some local business addresses #
21:05 @Manwards That's what ZELDA said! (-; #
21:07 @kurishi Compaired to your epic journey to the train station to meet him you mean? ;-D #
21:13 Incoming Valentine's Day micro-flood (courtesy of Beavotron & Left 4 Dead)... #
21:17 Witch: "You're one startlingly attractive Valentine!" - twitpic.com/1eqnu #
21:18 Boomer: "I can't contain my love for you Valentine!" - twitpic.com/1eqow #
21:20 Tank: "Tanks for being my Valentine!" - twitpic.com/1eqpi #
21:21 Smoker: "I get tongue tied around you, Valentine!" - twitpic.com/1eqqj #
21:22 Hunter: "TICKLE FIGHT!!!" - twitpic.com/1eqqu #
21:24 Left 4 Dead: "We'll never leave you behind, Valentine!" - twitpic.com/1eqrj #
21:26 @kurishi He better get spoiled! It's documented online now, no going backsies! #
21:30 @dan13l My favourite is the Boomer, because nothing says 'Worlds Best Weapon' than vomitting on your enemy! ;D #
21:34 @vriyait Haha - nah, it's cool. I've tried asking my friends but none of them know, and I want to send it as a surprise ;-) #
21:46 @vriyait I've ordered a handmade card from @Rachael_ - hopefully I can find the rest of the postcode in time XD #
21:56 Dear spammers, pro-tip: don't have all your duplicate accounts follow me at the same time with the exact same set of 'personalised' tweets. #
22:06 @Manwards About one tweet ago. And it was good. #
22:12 @Battou I might be. Managed to get some Annual leave. @Manwards I owe you some dough, still wanna come to Lanma? #
22:21 @Manwards Undertones? You'd need to be a long standing lobotamy patient who's never know the works of Mills & Boon to miss that! #
22:34 @Manwards A little erotica didn't hurt any one. As long as it's few and far between, your work will be respected fairly. #
22:37 @Manwards I don't mind subbing you dude, we all have our rough patches. You can catch me next time I fall ;-) #
22:40 Idley watched Ultraviolet on Fiver. Man that movie's trash & the CG equivalent of vaseline on the lens. Holographic gun concept is cool tho. #
23:01 @Sadsack99 Google Sync & Gears is free, whereas Mobile.Me costs a subscription. I know who will back what the most. #
23:06 @saileshonline I was about to say you must be lying, but then I looked out the window. Glorious SNOW! #
23:28 I justify drinking coffee at this hour when not at work by putting all my clocks back. #
23:50 @dan13l I regret taking a job which is 5mins walk away. Spare a thought for us poor tossers who have to cover your asses ;-) #
04:09 Comparing Brainiac vs Mythbusters is like comparing Family Guy vs The Simpsons #Science #TV #
06:31 @loudmouthman <hums Captain Planet theme tune> #
08:21 Man I love off-loading my thoughts & ideas on Twitter. One step closer I get to Googling my own brain :) #Cognitive #Computing #
08:26 @Teelou Nope, used to do that as a child. Now I carry my iPod Touch everywhere, so it's RSS feeds on the bog instead :-p #
08:33 @EwanMcGregor Consider uploading you pics to @TwitPic - gives people a good way to share in & discuss your photos :-) #
08:53 I'm waiting for the moment @stephenfry, @wossy, @schofe, @chrisdjmoyles and the rest of the Twitter celebrities discover @12seconds ;-) #

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9th-Feb-2009 03:00 am - Jake [lifestream]:

09:11 Ah man - a good bed pays for itself. And a free bed is even better! (barring all mattress' you may happen to have dumpster-dived for...errr) #
19:37 Explaining Business 2.0 to a room of medical staff: "Imagine your typical company heirachy. Now imagine turning that heirachy on its side.." #
19:47 A colleague looking over my shoulder has asked if Ping.fm is a Chinese radio station - LOL! #
20:05 @layerz I'm using a combination of Ping.fm & the regular web page when I'm on my breaks. #
20:07 @layerz I heard they were leaving the Beta open because of the earlier fuck up M$ made in it's original distribution run. #
20:16 @layerz @mashable is a web 2.0 review site. Not all updates are from Mr Peter Cashmore - he just push-tweets the articles. #
20:18 @Manwards I still have it on my rental list from @LoveFilm_UK - I won't feel bad if it sucks then :¬P #
20:22 @GeorgeMB Welcome to the Leicester inner sactum of Twitter ;¬) We look after our own here (via @caffeinebomb) #
21:39 The childrens ward just got Rick rolled. #NHS #
21:59 Installed the Gmail Twitter application to my sidebar - bit.ly/jZYd - now I can tweet while covertly writing an email ;¬) #
22:06 @randompinkness I'm a terror of the nation ;¬D #
22:09 @randompinkness Well I'm trying to plan my remaining 100 hours of annual leave, so I'm sure there should be opportunity soon :) #
22:11 LIVE update from A&E: Someone has stolen my pen... #
22:14 @Manwards I *thought* I felt a draught... #
22:16 @randompinkness Baby, it'd blow. your. mind. #
22:20 Currently discussing how we handle nuclear patients ... #NHS #
22:27 @kurishi You have a phone surely? @layerz uses the mobille version of Twitter to view replies #
22:34 @kurishi How are you going to screw things up? Encourage him to get on Twitter ;¬) #
22:35 @kurishi You might need to reactivate your account/number in Twitter settings. Now and again they reset it. #
22:51 I'm annoyed my desk is sat opposite a patient's bay. I have to lower my chair to break eye contact ¬_¬ #
22:55 @kurishi You sound like you need to de-stress for a bit & detox your brain. Yoga will do you good :¬) #
23:15 I'd be lying if I said a million people haven't said how much I sound like my brother. #
23:40 @Manwards I sense an anecdote brewing. #
23:43 @manjou Ooo - whatcha get? :3 HP? Asus? #
23:58 Oh wow. The Nuclear Medicine doctor has turned up to A&E, and he's armed with nothing more than a Gieger counter. I have a new idol o_o #
00:09 @randompinkness @Manwards The image of an inoffensive bespeckled man wearing a jumper. ARMED WITH A GIEGER COUNTER. Cool factor +1MILLION #
01:21 @dan13l My sentiments exactly :¬) #
01:27 @Battou I can't see them because I'm not following @listensto - are you sure your updates are meant as @replies, or actual posts? #
02:26 Ooh, an empty house. I wonder what kind if naughty things I could get up to? ;-) <bounces ball against wall> #
02:28 @Battou I only see them if I also follow @listensto or view your profile page :-P #
05:45 @Bwana Good games, ergonomic controller, the firing of all marketing staff involved with the PS3. #
05:48 @sportycarrie Morning. Or as we say on the late shift - goodnight! =_= #
05:50 @xxandip Morning Andi, and good morning to the rest of the BBC. #
05:53 For some unknown reason everything bar the 360 will connect to the home wireless. Lack of gaming has left me with energy to spare. #
05:54 @sleepydog @sizemore Good luck to you both with the pitch :) #
06:05 Over the next few days I have to crack out a suitable algorithm to prove I can correctly assign a shift for every A&E doctor @LRI for 2009. #
07:10 12seconds - FU#% tiny12.tv/66WJC #
07:21 12seconds - A trouble with words... tiny12.tv/4CWHD #
07:24 @saileshonline The enquiring mind wishes to know what happened on Friday? #
07:33 @saileshonline You sound like me last week in A&E when all the snow hit. No staff. No beds. Broken bones as far as the eye could see. Mayhem #
07:40 What is it with people who produce fantastic content hosted on crappy blogs, and flashy sites with useless-to-no content? I sense a niché... #
07:41 @CHRISDJMOYLES Your webcams tell a different story ;¬) www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/webcam/ #
08:17 @AndyRCM I might be interested :) Question: Do you have a retro stock of games/software to play/run on the various machines? #

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8th-Feb-2009 03:03 am - Jake [lifestream]:

18:04 Dear god! Someone please please please return the Dual Core to the seminar room. Pentium 4 is making me pensive. #
18:05 Also, check out my flock of followers at twittersheep.com/?cannongod :D #
20:46 @JessL Apparently the tags are based on your followers. Goes to show what company I keep :) #
20:48 Jebus H Chrysler - Where is the chain of command? Why is my overpaid line manager filling in for the grunt work? Why am I doing her job? >:\ #
20:50 @layerz I've decided I will treat myself to one when I get my annual leave/overtime pay finalised :) Looking forward to it! #
20:52 @layerz The G1 is pretty smart. If you're looking at a hackable phone, the G1's the man! Seeing that Linux ba$h $hell made my mouth water :) #
23:42 You know those times you had a bunch of stuff you wanted to tweet, but by the time you got to a PC you're mind's gone blank...? Huh. ¬_¬ #
01:52 My ₫ ≥ ∞ #nerdchatuplines ;¬) #
03:31 Monster stir fry. Go! <stirstirstirfryfryfry> #
05:39 @LewisBeechey Nah. Just a straight up Super Freak. Thanks for not assuming tho ;-) #
05:52 It's at that point now where I have to carpet bomb my calendar with a months worth of annual leave before the end of March. No shilly-shally #
06:59 12seconds.tv - 'Morning Glory' - tiny12.tv/ZPR9B #
08:24 OK, when did the work I was employed for involved the pointless filing of my work hours? Seriously, aren't there departments for this? #NHS #
08:35 @layerz Har har - welcome to my world :) Mythbusters is my Nightshift treat when I get in. #
08:38 @layerz Yes, I do wonder. The NHS has apparently just hired a new payroll group, so I would think my time sheet could be maintained by them. #
08:39 Right, enough of this bull plop. Time for bed. #
08:52 @loudmouthman Bil? TED? Excellent!!! <electric guitar solo> #

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7th-Feb-2009 03:01 am - Jake [lifestream]:

18:05 @randompinkness lol - I meant I need to at least go on holiday this year somewhere abroad. Probably go to the Penny Arcade Convention in US #
18:09 [RANDOM] Dear fashion designers, stop employing androgenous male models. You only end up with clothes that look good on one type of person! #
18:50 "10 Examples of Creative Twitter Uses" tinyurl.com/7lthwm - shame I got no support when I tried to develop the @Amecon channel... #
18:55 @LewisBeechey Them meatballs be too big for me! I like an even spread of sauce, pasta & meat :) #
19:27 Does anyone have a link to the Wright Stuff/Twitter discussion from today? #
19:43 @Manwards Like me brother. The inner workings of a clockwork orange. #
19:45 @loudmouthman Well, they do let you watch *some* movies - for a rather expensive amount ;-P #
19:50 @loudmouthman I want the downloadable equivalent of LoveFilm. Games & Movies I can rent from the armchair. #
20:01 @layerz SELL SELL SELL! #
20:42 @layerz Now look who's being boring ;-D (j/k) #
20:46 @loudmouthman 1 loudmouthman special pluz :D #
20:58 [Great Quote] "I reject your reality and substitute for my own!" - Adam Savage #
21:06 @layerz "What? Are you dense? Are you retarded or something? Don't you know who I am? I'm the goddamn BATMAN!" #
21:38 @layerz What's happened? #
21:39 @kurishi If they suggest a 3some, just get outta there. Don't stop - run! #
21:41 @layerz I'm putting a veto, nay - a ban - on Chuck Norris quotes! #
21:42 @Manwards Imagine if Bale said the 'goddamn batman' speech. The Internet would have cracked in two. #
21:44 Right, time to stop putting it off. Operation 'move shit nextdoor' is in motion <disassembles PC...beeeeeeeeeeeeep> #
21:59 Help! I'm being molested by a mattress! #
22:14 @ourfounder Arghhhh! #
22:22 Going to be moving PC to new room, then Ustreaming the rest of the move. Tweet y'all later... #
22:43 <lay under a desk reconnecting my sound system> "Don't cut the red wire!" #
22:55 @JessL Changed your profile pic? So the glasses are optional then? ;¬D #
23:04 Broadcasting my moving day! LIVE!!! :¬D See me at ustream.tv/channel/cannongod-live #
23:57 @layerz thanks for popping by ;¬) have a good night you two! #
23:57 I think I pulled a muscle lugging all this crap around :¬P #
00:59 Remember kiddies - 'Pledge' makes products other than wood polish. Like their orange scented oil-slick spray. ALWAYS READ THE LABEL! #
01:28 Deciding where to put some posters up in my new room :) #
01:51 @Battou My official series of Half Life 2 posters. One game per wall :¬) Want to eventually get them framed though. #
01:57 @RobertRice You on Kongregate? What's your user name? Mine's the same as here ;¬) #
02:17 @FinalBeyond I went through that period. I had a box room once that was smaller than my previous room. Damn, it was Otaku heaven >:3 #
02:45 @chrispirillo People worry that all the comment/reply fragments will be too confusing/nonsensical - but let the admin fret about that. #
02:46 Taking a break from moving stuff about. Quick game on 360, then back to work. #
05:30 Shotgun powered golf clubs. They exist. #
07:51 What's this? Going to bed? Now? Because I'm working nights? On a weekend? What a SUPRISE! =_=... #

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6th-Feb-2009 03:02 am - Jake [lifestream]:

12:07 @AJCann I'm going into the hospital in a bit for a minute. I'll try to slip it into conversation ;-P #
12:12 Gotta get my shiny metal ass moving. Meeting at 1, and still not sure where I need to go (only been there once before) #
14:12 @kcraigwest She lists Futurama as her favourite TV show. Excellent taste there ;-) #
14:16 Induction meet for European Working Times job went well. With the right amount of variables I might be able to cook up a neat algorithm #NHS #
14:20 Looks like my afternoon Trackers meeting is cancelled due to snow. I'm glad I changed all my plans at the last minute to attend </sarcasm> #
14:23 @shanitomorrow Futurama > Simpsons :D #
14:25 @layerz Yeah. Lots of wall space in here, so it might actually be worth putting some posters up :) #
14:28 @Layerz Well maybe not a Million $$$ Perhaps a few hundred instead :-P #
14:36 @shanitomorrow Futurama has the best vision of what the year 3000 will be like. I wish I was Fry <sigh> #
14:37 @LewisBeechey Have you deleted your card details from your account? #
14:39 Heading out to do some shopping and finding out if I'm financially viable to get an iPhone... #
14:40 Question: If I get an iPhone on contract, will I be privvy to an upgraded iPhone should one become available in the near future? #
14:44 @JessL Slushy snow is the worst! It's like a 3D puddle that splats all up your leg if you try to move with any speed >:-O #
14:54 @LewisBeechey If they're playing hard ball, get your bank to cancel the payments. #
14:56 @alun So no upgrade? Even if you're in the middle of one? (you can tell I've only had pay-as-you-go up till now?! XD) #
14:59 @caffeinebomb I'm guessing the phone is included in the price. O2 have iPhone @ £30 p/m + £99 handset. My iPod Touch should cover some costs #
15:03 @JessL Apple: "You must be at least this trendy to enter the iPhone store" <sign points to another iPhone> Me: "Damn!" #
15:45 Man I love how snow makes everything look. Like someone forgot to load the level textures. #
16:13 @LewisBeechey Inflation. Systematically destroying your childhood. #
16:30 @saileshonline My mate @unitedbyfate has been lending me his copies. Up to about Vol. 5 - a cool series with some great characters. #
16:41 @alun Essentially I want an iPhone with just a data plan and nothing else. Like THAT will ever happen! #
17:12 My housemate & I are sat in fascination watching how tin foil is made o_o #
17:14 @jobucks They would typically call me just before I'm about to leave for work, making me late. #
17:17 @alun Hmm, that sounds pretty tasty. While I would like everything 'under one roof' with an iPhone, the data is more important. #
17:26 @RobertRice The states are still quite politically divided, but I've confidence Obama will have appeased the masses by the end of his term. #
18:31 Whipping up a stir fry & wondering why TV chooses to censor the production methods of Nitrous Oxide. #
19:18 @Documentally TwitPic from the plane? Or don't they like you doing that sort of thing? ;-) #
19:31 @caffeinebomb Facebook? Really? #
19:37 Why is it you only see women advertising diorrhea medication? Not that I much fancy the alternative :( #
19:45 @caffeinebomb They sound desperate to be SOCIALLY MEDIATING to justify their lackluster research. I know their type. Pathetic u_u #
19:49 @Manwards Shootin' n Spittin' - a metaphor for constipation & diorrhea? #bumtrouble #
19:57 @RealRobBrydon Freaky likenesses :) #
20:04 @xebu How much are you thinking? ;-) #
20:08 @markcrosby I was a long standing FireFox user, but Chromium has already become my default browser for sheer speed. #
20:19 @markcrosby Once I get Firefox up to speed, it's great. It just takes FOREVER to get going :-P #
21:27 @shanitomorrow I have an old PC too (over 5 years). Maybe that's the culprit ^_^ #
23:09 @xebu Ah, I wouldn't want to speculate in case I offended you! It's okay. I'll let it go to a deserving home first XD #
23:12 @caffeinebomb Anonymous doesn't forgive... #4chan #
00:47 @vriyait haha, lol! :D #
00:49 @loudmouthman You can't confuse us with your witty Halo banter ;-) #
00:50 @Manwards You sound like Lister in Bedford Falls :) #
00:53 @documentally Sorry to hear you lost your camera, but welcome back to Britain. #
00:59 From accidentally toasting my crumpets repeatedly on a low heat, I seem to have tempered them to a unburnt rock-hard finish. #
01:28 @randompinkness Actually they weren't very nice X-P #
01:52 @Manwards I'd wear a thin white cotton t-shirt, run around on a rainy day, then stand ogleing myself in the mirror ;) #
01:56 Hmm, Dubai... #
03:54 @randompinkness True. But I think I need to get out of the UK within the year, or else I'll go insane. #
04:27 It's snowing again in Leicester. Weeeeeee #
07:35 Updating Google Chromium to the latest build & watching a review of my generations childhood classic: Ferngully - bit.ly/E3Ca #
07:37 @saileshonline It just looks so new and trendy, although videos I saw made it look half stunning/half a building site! #
07:39 @loudmouthman The PS3 quality that bad? Are you using the official Sony headset, or a generic hands-free kit? #
07:59 @loudmouthman You know it's easier just to blame $ony ;-) #
08:16 Grabbing some kip, then moving the rest of my stuff into the larger room nextdoor. Who knows, I might have space to put some posters up :¬) #

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5th-Feb-2009 03:00 am - Jake [lifestream]:

15:11 Wishing more high street stores/pubs accepted PayPal payment for when I forget to bring cash/cards out with me! #
15:23 @randompinkness I was in a rush from getting home from work, changing, and then dashing out again leaving everything in my other pants X¬P #
15:27 @randompinkness By the time the decision making part of my brain caught up, I was already halfway I needed to go before I groped myself. #
15:30 Terry Pratchett: Living with Alzheimer's ~ Tonight 9pm BBC Two <must watch> #
15:36 @caffeinebomb When you work in the medical profession, it can always be worse. Much worse o_0 #
15:44 @Battou I thought I was ;¬D #
15:46 @AJCann Genius! Although I don't much envy the guy at the gate deciding what's a beard, and what's bum-fluff :¬P #
15:51 @Manwards Masterfully executed ;¬) How did you pronounce Kamehameha? "kam-e-ham-e-HA" or "kam-ay-a-may-a"? #
15:51 @LewisBeechey If it's anything like my PC/iPod Touch - it'll take a while too >_< #
16:11 @LewisBeechey I wanted to add an app that I could only download using iTunes. Now I need to re-synch the whole 16 GB. Come on Apple, really? #
16:17 Oh godammit! Someone's taken a huge bite out the pasta bake I had leftover from yesterday >:( #
16:20 @orunner Is the airport still quite snowy, or have they managed to clear it? #
19:28 @layerz Which idea would this be? #
19:31 @FinalBeyond E by gum! In mah day you had to wait over an hour for a quick game on the ol' 360. Nearly burnt me house down in the process... #
19:32 @Manwards But in ignorant Wapanese, anything goes :D #
19:43 Researching the benefits of FOXHOUND nano machines in my current job. Yup. Beneficial. #
20:04 @LewisBeechey I think @caffeinebomb might be able to help you. She was looking for a similar solution :) #
20:09 @RobertRice I'm sure the cost per image isn't expensive, rather it's the hospital trying to recoup the initial cost of the machine. #
20:13 @FinalBeyond That's pretty much it in a nut shell :) Thanks Owen! #
22:36 Considering moving into the spare bedroom for extra space. Just waiting for the okay from housemate/landlord. #
22:41 @loudmouthman Teamspeak is an honor on the 360, not a privelige like it is with the PS3. People who want to be heard need to pay up. #
23:29 @loudmouthman To talk in game on 360 you need to pay for XBL Gold (£40), Wired or wireless headset (£15-30) and £60 optional for wifi :-\ #
03:38 Jesus H Christ - the hosts of Smash Lab on Discovery have to be the worst scientists & engineers I've seen on TV D:< #
05:05 Heavy Metal beats Classical for improving your plants growth. You can talk to them, but they won't care what you say... #science #
05:28 Yay! It's snowing! AND I DON'T NEED TO GO INTO WORK TODAY! (barring 2 meetings) #

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4th-Feb-2009 04:12 am - Jake [lifestream]:

14:00 @layerz Yeah, but you'll need to set up email on your phone though. Then you can fwd the pic to any number of services like @TwitPic. #
14:09 @FinalBeyond I'm sure it wouldn't stop some from trying. A&E seems to be a hive for such people. #
14:10 @randompinkness ANGRY DREAMS!!!!! >:-O #
14:14 Just woken up & already pissed off with myself. I've forgotten my brothers birthday. I know we spoke just now dude, but I'm really sorry :( #
14:21 Learning to keep my mouth shut when at work. Everyone is just too jealous to see another succeed. A pain because now I have no-one to trust. #
14:27 @josiefraser Mr Waverly: "You're up, No.2" #
14:31 @loudmouthman Foolishly I like to believe the working world behaves more like the open source/open mind of the Internet. Obviously I'm wrong #
14:36 @caffeinebomb That's pretty much the deal here. But now they're actively intenting to ruin other projects I've organised in my spare time. #
14:39 I'm an optimist working for the NHS. I'm screwed. #
14:43 You know what irks me? The way only Doctors (both medical & non-medical) can be proffesional. And that no-one else can be. W. T. F. #
14:46 @stuartgh You forgot the one rule of all Gingers. We must become the ultimate minority, even if it means trimming our own herd >:D </snip> #
14:51 @josiefraser That's why Kuryakin was No.2 and Solo was No.11 ;-) #
14:54 @caffeinebomb Yeah, but now I'm being sought after by other members of staff not directly related with my current role. They still interfere #
15:03 Incidentally, thanks to everyone for your advice & support, and to my brother for calling. I needed a little hope right now :-) #
15:06 @caffeinebomb I've tried to be really professional and organize meetings on my days off so that it wouldn't clash with work. They don't care #
15:08 @stuartgh All Gingers are mutants. It's this unique trait that makes me the awesome person I am today :) #
20:25 @mojojuju What if it were the bank who hired the hit man? Think about that! :¬O #
20:29 A&E busy, but at least it's organised chaos rather than just the plain chaos it was yesterday. #
23:42 Twitter: The ideal place for schizophrenics alike! <@Manwards x @JessFudge> <@Battou x @tRR3xxH4nDDzz> #
23:50 There are no Skittles in the hospital. How can I go on without my E numbered super powers? #
23:51 @Battou Let's just say you have a 'special bond' then, yes? ;¬) #
03:11 Yay! Off for 3 days. Now I have time to plan my 148 hours of annual leave before March :) I better make it count! #

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3rd-Feb-2009 04:57 am - Jake [lifestream]:

14:58 @stevecla Great little story :-) Thanks for the share. #
15:03 @loudmouthman I've never seen a snowman wearing a Fez before. Bravo! #
15:13 @rachael_ I think you need to be following me so I can send you a DM - eeep! XD #
15:15 Dang. Spending too much time in bed between shifts. I need a day off to plan my days off. Groan <leaps into shower> #
15:22 Looking out the window & surprised by the snow. I wonder if this'll result in more or less ppl in A&E tonight? Mostly OAPs I'm guessing. #
20:46 @citizendan Do you mean Twitter 'on' Twhirl? Surely without Twitter, there's not much need for Twhirl :¬P #
20:50 Okay, I officially HATE snow days. A&E is a sea of stupid prats slipping up on the damn stuff and all needing Orthopaedics ¬_¬* V.V.BUSY!!! #
20:54 @citizendan I'd probably say new @Thwirl. It uses less resources, and with Search Tracking of terms, it finally pulls ahead of @TweetDeck. #
20:55 Not counting the number of ppl who haven't been able to make it in to work today, I'm covering about 3 ppl. <ANGER!!!!!!!> #NHS #LRI #
00:28 Seriously folks, stop fucking about in the snow. If I have to see one more broken bone I'm suing God for designing such a faulty species. #
00:35 twitpic.com/1b1k1 - Gordon Freeman: Scientist? #1up #
02:51 Thank Ulysses that's over. If anyone wants to bring us up on what was and wasn't done can go suck a dick, because they simply weren't there. #
02:59 Now watching classic Gladiators on Challenge TV and getting slightly creeped out how much 90's Ulrika Johnson looked like my ex o_0 #
03:08 @Battou Best do some intense thinking to the point of exhaustion, then sleep for about 12 hours. Guaranteed dreams. #
03:12 @Ro11z Oh absolutely, laconi.ca, Ping.fm, Seesmic etc. supported - was just making a point to @citizendan XD #
03:44 @Schizophreud I absolutely agree. If only some people could spend a day in my shoes, they'd appreciate their own jobs a whole lot more. #
05:06 Watching a very intense middle American outrig a bus to run on vegetable oil + you can raise a sunken ship with ping pong balls #Discovery #
05:26 @artistnetwork Seriously, are all these minute additions really necessary? Is this the best use of Twitter you could think of? #spam #
06:58 @loudmouthman It amuses me that the natural progression for Extreme Snow is to become Light Rain. BECAUSE THAT MAKES A WHOLE LOT OF SENSE. #
07:01 They say that couples should never go to bed angry. They never say what single ppl should do :-| #
07:10 Wish we had more threatening forms of precipitation (Velociraptors?). People would feel less inclined to venture outside & break a hip. #

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